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You have got to be kidding me!

The McNuggetini
A McDonald’s chocolate milkshake with vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and garnished with a chicken McNugget.
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Week #5 Results

Wow. Five people gained weight this week. Have we all hit the wall or what? In week #1 we lost a collective 83 pounds, in weeks 2 and 3 we lost 42 pounds, last week we lost 21 pounds, and this week we only lost 8 pounds between 21 people. Ouch. I know it’s getting harder and harder to lose those pesky pounds… but come on people! We’re not even halfway there yet!

Let’s all remember how pumped and motivated we were in January to stop being fat asses! Let’s rekindle that “I want to fit in my clothes” desire and stop eating three extra helpings of Tex Mex... Let’s go for a walk instead of watching American Idol on the couch with a bag of cheetos… Let’s eat more apples and broccoli and drink more water for crying out loud! I have a dream… that one day I will like the way my butt looks like in my jeans… I have a dream… that one day my man boobs won’t require an A-cup…I have a dream that one day I’ll be able to see my belt buckle without bending over… I may not get there with you, but I can see the promise land of not having my thighs rub together when I walk. Ahem… sorry, we’re celebrating Black History month at my high school.

But seriously, think how good it’s going to feel in 7 more weeks when you reach your weight loss goal! Tough it out for just a while longer – you can do anything for seven weeks!!! WHO’S WITH ME?

Ok congrats to all of you who were not in need of a pep talk this week! And congratulations to this week’s Biggest Loser - Tony “The Builder” Bailey - who lost another impressive 1.6%, bringing his total percent lost to 9.3%! Way to go, Bailey! George, it appears that you have some competition for first place at 9.9%!! :) Should be an interesting finish. Also, congrats to Tracy “The Hammer” Harris, who made it into the "Greater than Five % Club", at an inspiring 5.4% of total weight loss so far! Woo-hoo!

Have a Happy Valentine's Day (order the salad tonight). I'll leave you with the following inspirational quote. Have a great week you Losers! ~Cmish

"The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach."
~Benjamin Mays

This is Why You're Fat

Thanks to Jason for sending a link to the most disgusting website on the internet. Extra shocking!

Week #4 Results

Well, the results are in – another outstanding week for most of you losers! We lost a total combined weight of 21 lbs this week bringing our total weight loss so far to 188 pounds!

Firstly, congrats to the Biggest Loser this week who lost over 2% of his body weight in 7 days – The Crowmissioner! Yeah – that’s right! Yours truly!! Woo-hoo! **stands up and does a funky chicken dance** Ahem. Now that I have most certainly jinxed myself for next week…

Also having exceptionally great weeks and making it into the exclusive "Greater than Five % Club” are our very own Ann “Hot Tamale” Lopez at 6.4% in total weight loss and Jason “Headshot” Hawkins at 5.9% in total weight loss! Way to go, guys! They join fellow big losers Tony “The Builder” Bailey, who posted another 1.6% gone, in addition to up-and-comer Tracy “The Hammer” Harris who posted a 1.5% loss today! Yee-haw!

Also, after this week Ann and Stacy have now become the second and third members of our contest to reach their goals! Congrats - you go, girls!!!

Great job to all of the rest of you who also made steady losses, or who maintained – No shame in maintain, baby!!! And although several Piggy Passes were used this week – we are all collectively headed in the right direction. I attribute the Piggy Pass usage this week to the post-football season blahs… there’s nothing to do anymore but eat.

Believe it or not we are a third of the way there, folks! Are you a third of the way to your goal? Hmmmm? 4 weeks down, 8 to go! Happy carrot-eating everyone! =/

~Cmish