Spring Break is all but over and I somehow managed to avoid Travis County Fair food (I was 5 feet away from “Fried Snickers”), Sea World cuisine (Shamu Burgers anyone?), and Czech Stop kolaches (mmmmmm!!!!) What determination! What grit! Who’s got the Eye of the Tiger?!! Me, that’s who! I’M BACK, BABY!!!
Sorry I didn’t post last week’s results, but I’m still recovering from taking a 5 year-old and a 2 year-old to Sea World by myself (pity me). However, there WERE some shocking developments from Week 9! Last week Tony “The Builder” Bailey finally moved into 1st place with an impressive 12.75% in total weight lost, breaking George “The Dominator” Lopez at 12.53%. (“I will break you” – Drago, Rocky IV) Wow!!! But wait – this week saw George losing a whopping 1.8% of his total body weight – his biggest loss since week 3 – bringing his new total weight loss to 14.12%, and a recoup of 1st place!!! HOLY COW!!! These last two weeks are gonna be nail biters!!! (and miserable if your last name is Bailey or Lopez). Prunes and lentil soup for 14 days, anyone? Tony or George? George or Tony? Who’s got the “Eye of the Tiger?”
Also, a big shout out to Tony, Sheryl, Tracy, Ann & George for not having to use their Piggy Pass after 10 weeks of this torture! And congrats to Bryan Batson – our newest “Lost Greater than 5%” member, and more kudos to David Manges, who became the sixth contestant to meet his weight loss goal. Way to go, guys!!
Only 2 weeks left! FINISH STRONG!!!
~Crowmissioner
BEAT DUKE!!!
Percentages Lost So Far...
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Week #8 Results
Week 8 was a milestone week for many of you losers. Joining the “Greater than 5% Club” this week are Jennifer “Pilates” Miller (5.2%), Jay “Favre Blows” Hardaway (5.3%), and Chris “Frat Boy” Kedroski (5.1%). Way to go, you guys!! Oh, and by the way - congrats to Chris for being the fourth loser to meet his goal in this contest!!! Nice!
Also having a “beastly” week (“beastly” is the new slang the kids are using these days) was none other than Mrs. Crowmissioner, with a startling 2.6% drop in one week! Nice job, wife!
So here’s where we stand with four weeks remaining… there is no way any of you are going to catch George or Tony. So forget 1st or 2nd place. However, 3rd place is wide open! And even if you don’t win the big money, the real winners are those who continue to lose and reach their ideal body weight in time for bikini season!
The official spreadsheet has been updated. Have a great week!
~Cmish
Also having a “beastly” week (“beastly” is the new slang the kids are using these days) was none other than Mrs. Crowmissioner, with a startling 2.6% drop in one week! Nice job, wife!
So here’s where we stand with four weeks remaining… there is no way any of you are going to catch George or Tony. So forget 1st or 2nd place. However, 3rd place is wide open! And even if you don’t win the big money, the real winners are those who continue to lose and reach their ideal body weight in time for bikini season!
The official spreadsheet has been updated. Have a great week!
~Cmish
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Week #7 Results
Sorry no blog post last week... I'm on the mend from a cold and still feeling craptastic. Comfort food anyone? =/
I won't try to be all witty and whatnot... but since the last time I posted, two Losers have quiety entered the "Greater Than 10% Club" - way to go, George Lopez and Tony Bailey! You guys are machines!!!
I've uploaded week 7 progress (or lack thereof in my case) on the official spreadsheet. Keep up the good work everyone! Only 5 weeks left!
~Crowmissioner
I won't try to be all witty and whatnot... but since the last time I posted, two Losers have quiety entered the "Greater Than 10% Club" - way to go, George Lopez and Tony Bailey! You guys are machines!!!
I've uploaded week 7 progress (or lack thereof in my case) on the official spreadsheet. Keep up the good work everyone! Only 5 weeks left!
~Crowmissioner
Monday, February 16, 2009
OMG!
You have got to be kidding me!
The McNuggetiniA McDonald’s chocolate milkshake with vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and garnished with a chicken McNugget.
(via thisrecording)
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Week #5 Results
Wow. Five people gained weight this week. Have we all hit the wall or what? In week #1 we lost a collective 83 pounds, in weeks 2 and 3 we lost 42 pounds, last week we lost 21 pounds, and this week we only lost 8 pounds between 21 people. Ouch. I know it’s getting harder and harder to lose those pesky pounds… but come on people! We’re not even halfway there yet!
Let’s all remember how pumped and motivated we were in January to stop being fat asses! Let’s rekindle that “I want to fit in my clothes” desire and stop eating three extra helpings of Tex Mex... Let’s go for a walk instead of watching American Idol on the couch with a bag of cheetos… Let’s eat more apples and broccoli and drink more water for crying out loud! I have a dream… that one day I will like the way my butt looks like in my jeans… I have a dream… that one day my man boobs won’t require an A-cup…I have a dream that one day I’ll be able to see my belt buckle without bending over… I may not get there with you, but I can see the promise land of not having my thighs rub together when I walk. Ahem… sorry, we’re celebrating Black History month at my high school.
But seriously, think how good it’s going to feel in 7 more weeks when you reach your weight loss goal! Tough it out for just a while longer – you can do anything for seven weeks!!! WHO’S WITH ME?
Ok congrats to all of you who were not in need of a pep talk this week! And congratulations to this week’s Biggest Loser - Tony “The Builder” Bailey - who lost another impressive 1.6%, bringing his total percent lost to 9.3%! Way to go, Bailey! George, it appears that you have some competition for first place at 9.9%!! :) Should be an interesting finish. Also, congrats to Tracy “The Hammer” Harris, who made it into the "Greater than Five % Club", at an inspiring 5.4% of total weight loss so far! Woo-hoo!
Have a Happy Valentine's Day (order the salad tonight). I'll leave you with the following inspirational quote. Have a great week you Losers! ~Cmish
"The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach."
~Benjamin Mays
Let’s all remember how pumped and motivated we were in January to stop being fat asses! Let’s rekindle that “I want to fit in my clothes” desire and stop eating three extra helpings of Tex Mex... Let’s go for a walk instead of watching American Idol on the couch with a bag of cheetos… Let’s eat more apples and broccoli and drink more water for crying out loud! I have a dream… that one day I will like the way my butt looks like in my jeans… I have a dream… that one day my man boobs won’t require an A-cup…I have a dream that one day I’ll be able to see my belt buckle without bending over… I may not get there with you, but I can see the promise land of not having my thighs rub together when I walk. Ahem… sorry, we’re celebrating Black History month at my high school.
But seriously, think how good it’s going to feel in 7 more weeks when you reach your weight loss goal! Tough it out for just a while longer – you can do anything for seven weeks!!! WHO’S WITH ME?
Ok congrats to all of you who were not in need of a pep talk this week! And congratulations to this week’s Biggest Loser - Tony “The Builder” Bailey - who lost another impressive 1.6%, bringing his total percent lost to 9.3%! Way to go, Bailey! George, it appears that you have some competition for first place at 9.9%!! :) Should be an interesting finish. Also, congrats to Tracy “The Hammer” Harris, who made it into the "Greater than Five % Club", at an inspiring 5.4% of total weight loss so far! Woo-hoo!
Have a Happy Valentine's Day (order the salad tonight). I'll leave you with the following inspirational quote. Have a great week you Losers! ~Cmish
"The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach."
~Benjamin Mays
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
This is Why You're Fat
Thanks to Jason for sending a link to the most disgusting website on the internet. Extra shocking!Saturday, February 7, 2009
Week #4 Results
Well, the results are in – another outstanding week for most of you losers! We lost a total combined weight of 21 lbs this week bringing our total weight loss so far to 188 pounds!
Firstly, congrats to the Biggest Loser this week who lost over 2% of his body weight in 7 days – The Crowmissioner! Yeah – that’s right! Yours truly!! Woo-hoo! **stands up and does a funky chicken dance** Ahem. Now that I have most certainly jinxed myself for next week…
Also having exceptionally great weeks and making it into the exclusive "Greater than Five % Club” are our very own Ann “Hot Tamale” Lopez at 6.4% in total weight loss and Jason “Headshot” Hawkins at 5.9% in total weight loss! Way to go, guys! They join fellow big losers Tony “The Builder” Bailey, who posted another 1.6% gone, in addition to up-and-comer Tracy “The Hammer” Harris who posted a 1.5% loss today! Yee-haw!
Also, after this week Ann and Stacy have now become the second and third members of our contest to reach their goals! Congrats - you go, girls!!!
Great job to all of the rest of you who also made steady losses, or who maintained – No shame in maintain, baby!!! And although several Piggy Passes were used this week – we are all collectively headed in the right direction. I attribute the Piggy Pass usage this week to the post-football season blahs… there’s nothing to do anymore but eat.
Believe it or not we are a third of the way there, folks! Are you a third of the way to your goal? Hmmmm? 4 weeks down, 8 to go! Happy carrot-eating everyone! =/
~Cmish
Firstly, congrats to the Biggest Loser this week who lost over 2% of his body weight in 7 days – The Crowmissioner! Yeah – that’s right! Yours truly!! Woo-hoo! **stands up and does a funky chicken dance** Ahem. Now that I have most certainly jinxed myself for next week…
Also having exceptionally great weeks and making it into the exclusive "Greater than Five % Club” are our very own Ann “Hot Tamale” Lopez at 6.4% in total weight loss and Jason “Headshot” Hawkins at 5.9% in total weight loss! Way to go, guys! They join fellow big losers Tony “The Builder” Bailey, who posted another 1.6% gone, in addition to up-and-comer Tracy “The Hammer” Harris who posted a 1.5% loss today! Yee-haw!
Also, after this week Ann and Stacy have now become the second and third members of our contest to reach their goals! Congrats - you go, girls!!!
Great job to all of the rest of you who also made steady losses, or who maintained – No shame in maintain, baby!!! And although several Piggy Passes were used this week – we are all collectively headed in the right direction. I attribute the Piggy Pass usage this week to the post-football season blahs… there’s nothing to do anymore but eat.
Believe it or not we are a third of the way there, folks! Are you a third of the way to your goal? Hmmmm? 4 weeks down, 8 to go! Happy carrot-eating everyone! =/
~Cmish
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